A Better Neo Phonetics Chart!
I love it when people ask me for code or something, because I use the Neo-Phonetics chart to read it to them, which completely confuses the crap out of them. I thought of some funny ones, but I would never actually use these.
A – Aural
B – Buttplug
C – Cue
D – Djinn
E – Eye
F – Fjord
G – Gnat
H – Hors D’Oeuvres
I – Iambic Pentameter
J – Jalapeno
K – Potassium
L – Luftwaffe
M – Mnemonic
N – Necrophilia
O – Opossum
P – Phlegm
Q – Quiche
R – Rim Job
S – Sea
T – Tsunami
U – Uruguay
V – Five
W – Why
X – Xenophobe
Y – You
Z – Zither
C, E, S & Y sound like other letters while D, G, O, Q, T & V are unpronounceable & K is just wrong.
Let me know if you have any other good ones.