Two firefighters took a ride on the equivalent of a Blue Origin capsule (sub orbital)
A huge solar flare caused everything to go haywire & a fire started inside the capsule.
They all put on space suits & tried to open the door to put out the fire, as the fire suppression system didn’t work. Bezos probably bought it off of Amazon.
They couldn’t get the door open because the door opened inward just like the door that incinerated the Apollo 1 astronauts in 1967
The firefighter then somehow opened the window that was at the nose of the capsule & the fire was put out.
They then figured out that they only had about an hour of oxygen in the “space suits” that are NOT designed for EVA, so they had to do something fast. Never-mind the fact that they would have been frozen to death in a few minutes.
So, the decided to “drive” to the ISS. Yes, they flew a craft that is designed to fly SUB orbital missions way up to the ISS in low Earth orbit. Why not.
But, oh no, all of the satellites have been killed by the solar storm, even though NASA, ESA & probably everyone else puts All of the satellites into a ‘safe’ mode until the storms are over.
Now the satellites are crashing into each other & throwing debris at the ISS, partially destroying it.
I swear NOBODY on the show bothered to call NASA and ask them anything.
So, the five people from the Blue Origin craft & the two (yes there are only 2 people on the ISS crew) get into an escape craft to fly back to earth. Yes 6 people are now in a craft built for 4, so their O2 & CO2 are going to be out of whack & the weight is going to be an issue for reentry calculations.
But wait, there’s more. Something is broken on the outside of the escape pod so they have to make a space walk to fix it before it will launch. HUH?
They decided to send a fireman out to fix it instead of one of the astronauts. This is beyond stupid at this point.
She fixed it, of course, but wowsers, the regulated on her space suit was damaged & she is suffocating. So, the other firefighter uses the robotic arm on the ISS to save her. She is the star of the show, so she was fine.
So, they find their decent window, doubtful, & start their decent. Then, they almost got something right. They were going to land in the desert (which the BO craft can do) but the people at mission control said; “they are going to crash into the ground at super high speed & probably be killed on impact.” Ooh, so close. The craft is designed for this type of landing & does it all the time.
So, they land & everyone is safe.
This is the most ‘jump the shark’ thing of any ‘jump the shark’ moment I have ever seen in my life. 911 is officially the DUMBEST show on television ever!
