I was going to try and develop a right-wing redneck Trump supporting persona to troll people on the internet, but after I got everything set up, I ran into a big problem.
I couldn’t do it. I cant be evil.
I think there are two types of people who supported & still support Donald Trump. One is a conniving manipulative corporatist who only cares about adding more wealth to their bloated coffers. There is no limit to these people’s greed and no conscience in their methods to acquire more & more.
The other is a more simplistic type of person who believes everything that this deranged sect of evil greed mongers spews out. You know what I mean, morons. I actually think Trump falls into this latter category. I have a strong feeling that he has no idea what he is doing or how the consequences of his actions will affect the world we live in. I feel he is but a puppet in this corrupt administration he has aligned with.
So, I set up a Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, even a blog and About Me page for “the Reverend Chris” & got ready to spew some trash about politics, religion, people, anything I could think of. But I couldn’t type anything. I liked a tweet from a stupid conservative defending Trump on a post about Lindsey Vonn, one of our awesome Olympic skiers.
Now anyone who knows me knows that I am a big Olympic fan, in fact it is the only sporting event I ever watch. So, I clicked the heart on this idiots post & started to support his pro Trump stance with a witty reply. But what about Lindsey Vonn? I couldn’t do that to her. I could not say something in support of this redneck if it wen’t against someone as brave & awesome as Lindsey, so I didn’t.
In fact, it was then that I realized that no matter how much I wanted to troll people & play the part of a complete jerk, what would the point be? To what end? What would I accomplish? I would probably piss a lot of people off & maybe get some attention from right wing followers in the process. But one thing the internet does not need is another conservative asshole.
So, I am deleting the accounts & the idea of an evil Reverend Chris. I will just stick with being my usual self. A progressive asshole. I cant be evil.
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