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Dynamics of Gay Sex is a topic I am not an expert in.

But I will pretend like I am. (this is a humorous article)

Ok I hear a lot of stuff about gay sex, people are for it or against it, but they don’t seem to say much about the dynamics of the way it actually works. So, I thought I would give my un-scientific, uneducated, un-expert information to you right now.

If you are gay man,

the dynamics of gay sex works like this: you stick your penis in your partner’s butt. That’s it people, you get F’d in the A. Is this a bad thing? If you are receiving, maybe; if you are giving, no. 

As a straight man how do I know this? Simple, I had an exam at the proctologist before my colonoscopy (everyone should get them to screen for cancer) & he stuck a huge scope up my bum to look around & it was not pleasant. So that has nothing, really, to do with the dynamics of gay sex.

It only lasted for a minute, or so & I could not wait for him to get that thing out of there. So, there is the receiving part. Now I have had a few women who have let me take the backdoor route if you know what I mean & it was not too bad. So, there is the giving part.

If you are a gay woman,

then I am not quite sure. I am assuming that they do some sort of fingering / scissoring / licking / cunniligus / humping / kissing type of thing that I do not have any idea about. I do know that it is probably not anything close to the stuff we you watch in the lesbian scenes in all of those stupid pornos we you Watch.

Whatever it is, it’s probably awesome, I mean come on is there anything more beautiful than the female vagina? Its soft and warm with folds of luscious skin. It’s quite the thing of beauty.

The penis is not bad, but it’s got those goofy hairy balls hanging around. But the vagina is a work of art that women should be proud of. If I was a woman, I would be a lesbian probably for sure.

My point is the unspoken mechanics of gay sex is scaring the hell out of homophobic people. So, everyone just say it out loud for all to hear. Gay men do it in the butt, gay women lick each others vag. It’s not so bad when you say it. Then after you say it you have to say one more thing. It’s not about the mechanics, it’s about love.

The only people in the LGBT/CBIH+P fight who care about how gay sex actually works are the crazy bigoted intolerant homophobes. The gay community just wants to be left alone so they can find love, marriage, relationships & try to be happy, just like everyone else.

Who cares who people choose to love?

You didn’t check with them to see if it was OK to love your partner, did you?  You didn’t ask them what the dynamics of gay sex meant to them, did you? I didn’t think so. My main point is that people should worry about themselves more and stop focusing on what other people are doing.

I mean, how does something that I am engaged in, with another consenting adult affect your life. If you want to be against gay sex, fine, don’t have gay sex. If you believe that a family is a man and a woman, great, you do that. But if I don’t believe those things you don’t get to tell me I am wrong. The dynamics of gay sex means different things to different people. There is nothing wrong with that.

Find out more about the dynamics of gay sex on, Wikipedia

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