God vs Satan Deaths

According to the Bible (yes YOUR king James Bible) this is number of deaths 

that the two main dieties; “God” & “Satan” are responsible for.

Here are the references, feel free to look them up & try to put them into “context”.

• Lot’s wife for looking back Gen.19:26, BT 1
• Er who was “wicked in the sight of the Lord” Gen.38:7, BT 1
• Onan for spilling his seed Gen.38:10, BT 1
• For dancing naked around Aaron’s golden calf Ex.32:27-28, 35, BT 3000
• Aaron’s sons for offering strange fire before the Lord Lev.10:1-3, Num.3:4,26:61, BT 2
• A blasphemer Lev.24:10-23, BT 1
• A man who picked up sticks on the Sabbath Num.15:32-36, BT 1
• Korah, Dathan, and Abram (and their families) Num.16:27, BT 12+
• Burned to death for offering incense Num.16:35, 26:10, BT 250
• For complaining Num.16:49, BT 14,700
• For “committing whoredom with the daughters of Moab” Num.25:9, BT 24,000
• Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were kept alive) Num.31:1-35, BT 90,000+
• God tells Joshua to stoned to death Achan (and his family) Joshua 7:10-12, 24-26,BT 5+
• God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what he did to Jericho (kill everyone). Joshua 8:1-25, BT 12,000
• God delivered Canaanites and Perizzites Judges 1:4, BT 10,000
• Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife into the king’s belly Jg.3:15-22, BT 1
• God delivered Moabites Jg.3:28-29, BT 10,000
• God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each other. Jg.7:2-22, 8:10, BT 120,000
• The Spirit of the Lord comes on Samson Jg.14:19, BT 30
• The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on Samson Jg.15:14-15, BT 1000
• Samson’s God-assisted act of terrorism Jg.16:27-30, BT 3000
• “The Lord smote Benjamin”   Jg.20:35-37, BT 25,100
• More Benjamites Jg .20:44-46 25,000
• For looking into the ark of the Lord 1  Sam.6:19 50,070
• God delivered Philistines 1 Sam.14:12 20
• Samuel (at God’s command) hacks Agag to death 1 Sam.15:32-33 1
• “The Lord smote Nabal.” 1 Sam.25:38 1
• Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam.6:6-7, 1 Chr.13:9-10 1
• David and Bathsheba’s baby boy 2 Sam.12:14-18 1
• Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord 2 Sam.21:6-9 7
• From plague as punishment for David’s census (men only; probably 200,000 if including women and children) 2 Sam.24:13, 1 Chr.21:7 70,000+
• A prophet for believing another prophet’s lie 1 Kg.13:1-24 1
• God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites’ hands 1 Kg.20:28-29 100,000
• God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers 1  Kg.20:30 27,000
• God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing a prophet 1 Kg.20:35-36  1
• Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god. 2 Kg.1:2-4, 17, 2 Chr.22:7-9 1
• Burned to death by God 2 Kg.1:9-12 102
• God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha’s bald head 2 Kg.2:23-24 42
• Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah 2 Kg.7:17-20 1
• Jezebel 2 Kg.9:33-37 1
• God sent lions to kill “some” foreigners   2 Kg.17:25-26 3+
• Sleeping Assyrian soldiers 2 Kg.19:35, 2 Chr.32:21, Is.37:36 185,000
• Saul 1 Chr.10:14 1
• God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah 2 Chr.13:15-17 500,000
• Jeroboam 2 Chr.13:20 1
• “The Lord smote the Ethiopians.” 2 Chr.14:9-14 1,000,000
• God kills Jehoram by making his bowels fall out 2 Chr.21:14-19 1
• Ezekiel’s wife Ezek.24:15-18 1
• Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2
• Herod Acts 12:23, BT 1